“It is you who
 like meat, not me, remember? I’ll make a very nutritious sandwich with all this, the eggs and the ham, thank you.”

 Said that he goes to the sink to wash the salad. He frowns, unhappy with the mess. 

 “Thor, come wash the dishes, I can not wash my tomatoes in this mess!!”

The blonde laugh again, observing when Loki goes toward his sink. So the bigger one crosses his arms over his chest and support his weigh against the edge of his balcony, replying playfully

“Meat makes me strong, brother! I’m not surprised that you are this way because of the lack of proteins in your meal! All skinny and small!”

To hear his brother complaining about his messed sink made the God of Thunder make a dipleased frown, regreting for letting all those dishes accumulate that way. Then he straighten himself, walking until he is aside Loki, facing that annoyed expression of his

“Alright, but don’t give me that look, brother! You reminds me of mother when you look at me that way”

So he opens the tap, picking up a plate and starting to wash it. The frown still on his eyebrows, but with an playfull smile on his lips.

"I eat protein! Vegetables also contain protein  some of them at least. And I’m not skinny! I have an elegant constitution... You look like a closet...” he mutters.

 When Thor finally decides to provide some space for him in the sink washing dishes, Loki smiled. Hearing the comment of the older brother he crosses his arms and raises both eyebrows. 

"Well, looks like you’re in need of a mother. At least to make you do the dishes.”

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kalelle:

You’re making bad choices, dear. You’ve sidestepped a pothole and fallen into the ditch. This is exhausting. It’s why I quit way back when for so long. And quite frankly, that whole episode with Becky made me really uncomfortable and unappreciated. But I hear you’re bringing Cas back. So I’ll soldier on. Because those boys need someone, and that someone can be Cas. Not even for shippy reasons. Just. To have someone. Because you have taken everyone away. I haven’t even seen the latest episode, but I know. In a sense, this entire time you’ve been trying not to run the same steps that Charmed did. Shit escalates. And I get it. Because S1 is monster of the week and S5 is Apocalypse How. And now you are pulling hitherto unknown badguys out of your ass and saying “O LOOK” Supernatural, I am tired. I am holding on, but I am tired. If you throw another episode that offended me as badly as the wedding one? Then I am going to depart.

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Oh…I…-surprised by so many hugs- Yes, I slept well. There are times I could not sleep so well, brother, thank you. -suddenly his stomach rumbles loudly- ….-blushes-

*looking at his stomach then laugh* Brother, why you didn’t told me that you’re hungry?

I would take care of it quietly later!! -blushing deeper-  This is humiliating… Do not laugh!* tries to suppress a smile*

Humilianting?! Where is the humiliation in feeling hungry? Loki, remember that you’re the brother of the Mighty Thor! You do not need to feel shame of anything! Come *passing my arm around your shouders, pulling you to the kitchen* Let’s go prepare you something!

-Loki finally smiles and follows Thor to the kitchen, still unsure of his presence was not inconvenient*  And what The Mighty Thor will prepare for his hungry brother , can you tell me, brother? -pauses- Honestly…try not to break anything. I do not want my presence causing annoyance

Well, I’m not as skilled in the kitchen as I am in a battle field, but I know how cook some delightful food! *laugh* And it’s not always that I accidentaly break something, so stop being so snappish, brother! And your presence will never cause annoyance *smiling and looking at you* What do you desire to eat? I can make some sandwiches, a soup, pasta, ah.. maybe a cake, but I’m still in process of learn

I think some sandwiches will do just fine, Thor…thank you. -wanders through the kitchen- Where are the ingredients? I can help you and then I need not feel so useless…-smiling at you-

The frosty ones are in the fridge, the other are inside the cabinet! *the blonde says while he is looking for a clean frying pan in middle of the other dishes in his sink.. he sighs a bit annoyed* This is a mess! I need to stop throwing everything in here and spend some time washing it! *then he looks at Loki, smiling again* Did you found something that pleases you, brother?

Loki nods and goes to the refrigerator. He picks up a few things in order to make a salad and investigates the eggs and a piece of ham. Cheese would also be good and he finds a nice fresh piece more at the bottom, behind a few beers. Strange and bitter drink, he thinks, trying to understand how people could enjoy it.

  After putting everything on the table Loki goes to the cabinet trying to find some bread. He smiles aside when he hears Thor complaining. It’s a mystery to him how Thor even can find their own way in kitchen. 

 “Yes, brother.”

 He turns to Thor with a package of bread in his hands and raises an eyebrow, smirking. 

 “You do not wash the dishes? Shame on you, brother.”

Thor explodes in laughter, walking toward his younger brother to see what he choosed to make the sandwich.

“I know brother, I know! It’s a shame and mother wouldn’t enjoy to see this neither! But washing dishes isn’t something that I feel the disposal to do lately!”

Then he takes a long glare at all those green ingredientes, rising an eyebrow

“Are you going to eat a sandwith or a salad? Where’s the meat?”

"It is you who like meat, not me, remember? I’ll make a very nutritious sandwich with all this, the eggs and the ham, thank you.”

Said that he goes to the sink to wash the salad. He frowns, unhappy with the mess. 

"Thor, come wash the dishes, I can not wash my tomatoes in this mess!!”



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I swear, everytime I hear this song I have an urge to grab a cat, call it Sheldon and stroke it like an evil mad scientist out to execute world domination. And then watch Big Bang Theory all over again :)

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I swear, everytime I hear this song I have an urge to grab a cat, call it Sheldon and stroke it like an evil mad scientist out to execute world domination. And then watch Big Bang Theory all over again :)

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Real Life Dragon Discovered
Neatorama reports the discovery of a real life (albeit tiny) dragon!

I KNEWWWWW IT. I KNEW IT.

OH MY GOD FUCK YES.

OH MY GOSH I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS OH MY GOSH DRAGONS EXIST

I need one… someone get me one… NOW!  PLEASE

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Real Life Dragon Discovered

Neatorama reports the discovery of a real life (albeit tiny) dragon!

I KNEWWWWW IT. I KNEW IT.

OH MY GOD FUCK YES.

OH MY GOSH I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS OH MY GOSH DRAGONS EXIST

I need one… someone get me one… NOW!  PLEASE

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brodinsons:

 #this cast is so precious PUT YOUR GODDAMN HANDS AWAY TOM HIDDLESTON

lmao I almost pissed when he did that because he was just gesturing animatedly and then suddenly went “IT’S GOT A GREAT ASS!!!”

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